Jon was born at a very early age, with no money, no credentials, and absolutely no idea what he was doing… mostly because he was a baby. Through better-than-average parents, about 10% more good luck than bad, sheer determination, and a little moxie, he eventually became a somewhat reasonable human being who knows what he’s doing. Mostly.
A man of simple pleasures, Jon enjoys good music, bad jokes, and the smell (and taste) of fresh-baked bread. Living in Seattle means that Jon has climbed mountains for no apparent reason, voluntarily submerged himself in Washington state’s frigid waters, and attended many concerts featuring musicians considerably more talented than himself.
Friends describe him as dependable, occasionally as the “loud albeit funny” friend (they don’t say “albeit”), and remarkably difficult to get rid of once he’s found his people.
His personal ambitions are modest: enjoy life, make people laugh, and someday remember why he walked into the kitchen.
He is currently accepting compliments, consulting engagements, and reasonably priced lunch invitations.
